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Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike & Paris Hilton – B.F.A. (Best Friend’s Ass)

May 10, 20193 min read


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It would be futile to admit that you are reading this review just for the amusement, but rather because you want to see BLOOD. Don’t worry, you won’t be disappointed.

I am usually really cautious with negative reviews, because disapproving someone’s else work feels unnecessary… Usually, when I give a bad rating it’s because I am really annoyed and irate. Today I will give a zilch to this DISGRACE TO THE EDM WORLD produced by Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike (and their production team), featuring the participation of iconic Paris Hilton.

Who can forget the hilarious memes poking at Paris Hilton, which made a sensation as the actress showed her “nonchalant-fervour” to pursue DJing. She was yet another one of the archetypal celebrity who tries to be an artist, just like our endeared Vacchi (who got a nada as well, months ago). Her only talent: having an abundance of greenback and connections. Furthermore, I don’t have much to add about the two brothers: I was a big fan of their music, but during the later years their typical pop songs and doubtful behaviours convinced me to cease and desist speaking about them. I thought they had some decency and decorum left to avoid working with a laughingstock, however, seems I was wrong all along. They remain two of the best entertainers in the scene, for me, but their music isn’t appealing to me anymore.

I just want to release my vent about “B.F.A.” and draw a blank. The song’s message, as the title suggests, is inane, with vulgar and cringe-worthy lyrics that triggered me almost immediately. The producers behind it created an easily danceable atmosphere, with a slight big room influence in the drop (dark, underground, with a repetitive but energetic melody). Needless to say, the record is compatible for clubs, thanks to its powerful bassline. I must be honest, without the vocal, “BFA” could have been a tolerable release for Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike, but the mere idea, the imbecilic theme, the choice of working with someone that represent one of the worst aspects of the EDM industry (money over talent) ruins it. This “song” exists only to gain the momentary hype about it, as I am doing right now, but you guys asked for a review. It is my sincere hope that it will be forgotten quickly.

The indignity in “B.F.A.” is a put-down to everyone who admires dance music. The travesty and mockery in this single cater enough evidence to prove that the individual involved in its creation have no interest in actual development or progress in the scene.

You can listen to “B.F.A” here:

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  • Alex01

    May 15, 2019 / at 11:51 pm

    It’s interesting because your previous 0% song is an awesome Merk & Kremont tune with some random rich douchebag’s name on it instead (the Vacchi tune that came after, Trump-It, was terrible though)… this is just plain hot garbage, it’s BAAAAAAADDDDD

    and I like DVLM and highly respect their Smash The House label. This screams “I W A N T M O N E Y”

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